How old are you?

- Mamma, are you five?

- No Appu, I'm thirty. (internal voice: gasp! how did that happen!)

- Oh, good! You are not five! (????)

- Yeah.. Thirty is a lot.. It means I'm not a kid, I'm a mamma! (says with moderate enthusiasm)

- And papa'...

- Papa' is thirty-two.

- Yeah! Papa' is thirty-two! (Pause...) I'm going to be five and then I'm going to be thirty-two, like papa'.

Note: In case you are getting confused, he is not even going to be five yet. He is going to be four - in a week :)